There is glory in our failure, Jeremy Geddes, 2007
I am in love with this painting. I want to buy this painting. I want to buy this painting a heart-shaped locket for Valentine’s Day.
(Thanks for originally sharing, Jeremy Okai Davis.)
What this week’s dreams have taught me:
- If your plane’s going to crash, all you really need to worry about are your toes and your pinky finger.
- Keep the She-Ra castle, toss the Barbies.
- Your parent’s were alive before you were born.
- You can effectively explain the distribution of wealth in America by pouring a bag of beans and marbles over a tiered serving dish.
- I am an awesome rollerblader.
Octopi Saturday.
What this week’s dreams taught me:
- If your dog starts barking like crazy at a strange jeep in the driveway, it’s the band and they want their salamander back.
- Surprisingly, there is such a thing as too many cream-filled pastries.
- If your yacht’s breaks fail, it’s cool—you’ll eventually just run into ancient, undiscovered sea ruins.
- Remember, you can always be anyone you want to be.
-Sometimes those who’ve died, come back for a little while and it can be very confusing when they’re back in their favorite chair.
When: 1:18 pm on the first day of your winter vacation.
Where: South Andros, Bahamas.
Why: The sea is a lullaby.
What last week’s dreams taught me…
- If a friend becomes lost in another dimension, don’t check the sock drawer. It’s just a dead end.
- The softer Kim Kardashian speaks, the more pissed she is.
- If you’re in a room with a basketful of dolls modeled after octuplet newborns with unusually long black hair, and suddenly the basket is empty—leave. Immediately.
- Thunderstorms and house hauntings are inexplicably linked.
- In Rome, there are cats that sleep on archway ceilings. They are fast and mean.
What last week’s dreams taught me…
- Mermaid vampires are much scarier than they sound.
- Just because you’re at a rich person’s party, doesn’t mean there aren’t snakes by the pool.
- A baby will pick up a handgun without thinking twice.
- If I go to my mom’s house and look in the back of my old closet, I’ll find a wide variety of Blazer jerseys.
- My idea to use sock puppets as printers in HP’s new campaign will be well-received.
What last week’s dreams taught me…
- Even the tiniest of piglets can get that look in their eyes that says, “I will eat you.”
- Dolls are manipulative, conniving, and evil. When they taunt you, you want your mom.
- If a Blubble fish eats your clothes, you will turn into a spiny crab-turtle hybrid until you retrieve them and put them back on.
- I can open glitter doors with my mind.
- Somewhere in Hawaii there is a roller coaster that dips you through shark-infested waters.
