ANTM ALL-STARS EPISODE RECAP
Episode 7: “Smizing into the horizon: a brief history”
Because I am in love with Halloween and started celebrating it Thursday (finishing this morning at 1 a.m.), I haven’t had much time to work on my last ANTM review. SO, I’ll be trying something new: a condensed recap. Short and to the point, it will still offer all important details and cray-cray you want, but now in an easy-to-read bullet-point format!
The Challenge
· Create a signature perfume. Barf.
· The Lisa names her fragrance Neon. Eye rolling ensues.
· Shannon goes with the name Pure. Eye rolling continues.
· Jesus Christ. Alexandria names her perfume Diamonatrix.
· The ladies must promote their perfume while in a bathtub in a hotel backyard.
· Bianca doesn’t want to be in the bathtub because, “You don’t see Tyra and Beyonce in bathtubs.” She wants to be taken seriously.
· Oh my god Terrence Howard is there! Never mind, it’s just Eva from Cycle 3.
· Lisa and Neon win the challenge, and thus immunity at judging.
The Photo Shoot
· The All-Stars must emulate reality stars Snooki and NeNe.
· We learn that Bianca will deep-throat a pickle but not get in a bathtub fully clothed.
· Dominique may have walked away with the best photo from the shoot.
· Shannon could be replaced with a damp, beige bath towel and no one would ever know.
The Judgment
· Because it’s Halloween, Kathy Griffin is on panel as a guest judge.
· The judges decided that Kayla has lost her personality.
· The judges also decided that Lisa has redeemed herself.
· “Get your ass up in the tub!” Andre Leon Talley’s astute advice to Bianca.
· IT’S A DOUBLE ELIMINATION!!
· Bianca, Shannon, and Kayla are in the bottom three, because:
· Bianca’s too headstrong, Shannon’s too safe, and Kayla’s too dull.
· Shannon was spared, and immediately used to mop up Bianca and Kayla’s tears.
Best Tyra Quote:
“Smizing into the horizon…”
