ANTM ALL-STARS EPISODE RECAP
Episode 10: “At least they weren’t in a bowl this time”
The Challenge
- Meet with panel—AGAIN!
- But wait, the panel is comprised of…the models themselves!
- Three contestants fainted on the spot from existential panic.
- Miss Jay appeared to literally have a pony’s tail on the side of his head.
- Side note: Laura’s accent seemed thicker and drunker than usual.
- The girls had to judge each other, including criticism on runway walks.
- “I can’t see her walk on any type of runway ever, in life.”—Angelea on Lisa.
- Then they had to pick the one girl they thought didn’t deserve to be there.
- Everyone was wimpy and said, “we’re all the bee’s knees sunshine unicorn dance.”
- Except Dominique. She explained that while talented, Angelea lacks confidence.
- Laura chimed in, agreeing that Angelea is amazing but needs more time to grow.
- Angelea was pissed! Threw the phrase “dumbass bitches” around like confetti.
- When it was Angelea’s turn to answer the question she said, “No one.” Classy.
- The girls voted on strongest and weakest contestants.
- Laura won, Allison lost. This most likely reflected the least and most threatening.
- Angelea made up a word: “psychologize”!
The Photo Shoot
- Embody the athleticism of ancient Greece by posing as original Olympians.
- Dominique turned the word ‘javelin’ into someone’s Spanish lover…‘Javin’.
- Nigel still having trouble establishing “who Dominique is”.
- Allison was middle school dance awkward during her shoot.
- Lisa excelled at her photo shoot theme: hurdles.
- “It’s definitely a thing a lot of girls can’t do.” —Lisa on jumping.
- Laura posed with a bow and arrow, informed Nigel “her sister kills dinner with these.”
- Angelea was Lady’s Night at Applebee’s awkward during her shoot.
The Judgment
- Tyra started singing Allison’s old song, haunted contestant’s nightmares for life.
- Jay’s pony tail was replaced by a bobbed horse tail.
- “Your leg is weak, soft as butter.”—Andre Leon Talley to Dominque.
- Tyra told Angelea she has, “lost her smize.”
- Laura won Best Photo, with Allison in second, Lisa coming in third.
- Bottom two: Angelea and Dominique
- Angelea got to stay. I can’t remember why, because I blacked out with rage as soon as Tyra flipped her photo over.
