ANTM ALL-STARS: EPISODE RECAP
Finale: “Say wha?”
Ok, honestly, nothing prior to judging panel really mattered in the finale of ANTM Cycle 17: All Stars. However, here are a few highlights:
- Final three: Angelea, Shannon, and Allison.
- They shot a commercial and print ad for Covergirl.
- They adorned some ocean rocks while in white swimsuits.
- They swam through a pool before hoofing it down the final runway.
- Lisa had some aquatic difficulties, ended up emerging against a wall.
- The extreme sunlight of a shaded patio was too harsh for Allison’s vampire eyes.
- Miss Jay was dressed like a Grecian drag queen, and looked splendid as usual.
Once the final runway was over, and the commercial break finished, BOOM BOOM BOOM—it’s announced that post-production, certain information was revealed that made Angelea ineligible. Subsequently, she was disqualified from the competition and the final panel was being reshot (which is what we were watching right that second). WHA? It was hard to focus on what happened next, what with the disqualification theories spinning around the room (Drugs! Babies! Shankings! Got rehired at the bank!), but the point is … LISA WON!!!! Champagne was sprayed and once again, all was right with the world.
- “Hold on to the handlebars of fierceness and don’t let go!”—Lisa, winner ANTM Cycle 17: All-Stars
