What last week’s dreams taught me…
- Even the tiniest of piglets can get that look in their eyes that says, “I will eat you.”
- Dolls are manipulative, conniving, and evil. When they taunt you, you want your mom.
- If a Blubble fish eats your clothes, you will turn into a spiny crab-turtle hybrid until you retrieve them and put them back on.
- I can open glitter doors with my mind.
- Somewhere in Hawaii there is a roller coaster that dips you through shark-infested waters.
