What last week’s dreams taught me… - Mermaid vampires are much scarier than they sound. - Just because you’re at a rich person’s party, doesn’t mean there aren’t snakes by the pool. - A baby will pick up a handgun without thinking twice. - If I go to my mom’s house and look in the back of my old closet, I’ll find a wide variety of Blazer jerseys.  - My idea to use sock puppets as printers in HP’s new campaign will be well-received.  View high resolution

What last week’s dreams taught me…

- Mermaid vampires are much scarier than they sound.

- Just because you’re at a rich person’s party, doesn’t mean there aren’t snakes by the pool.

- A baby will pick up a handgun without thinking twice.

- If I go to my mom’s house and look in the back of my old closet, I’ll find a wide variety of Blazer jerseys. 

- My idea to use sock puppets as printers in HP’s new campaign will be well-received. 

Notes

  1. anniewilkins said: I love these so much! And though I never remember all of mine that vividly, I do remember a few, which I think I’ll share with you here. This week, I dreamed that Jason Segel was my boyfriend and we cuddled. Clothed. It made my whole next day.
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