What last week’s dreams taught me…
- If a friend becomes lost in another dimension, don’t check the sock drawer. It’s just a dead end.
- The softer Kim Kardashian speaks, the more pissed she is.
- If you’re in a room with a basketful of dolls modeled after octuplet newborns with unusually long black hair, and suddenly the basket is empty—leave. Immediately.
- Thunderstorms and house hauntings are inexplicably linked.
- In Rome, there are cats that sleep on archway ceilings. They are fast and mean.
