What this week’s dreams have taught me:

- A pitbull carousel isn’t what you think it is.

- If you ever stumble upon a beautiful botanical garden, watch out for the giant women that live in the ponds. They wear 1940’s dresses and will steal your children.

- If you’re really nice to the giant pond women, they may retrieve your children by whispering “ice cream” into the water.

- Angry Muffin is my favorite band.

- Don’t listen to anybody—you can walk with your hands folded any way you like. 


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